According to an article I just read, a veteran Republican senator just called President Barrack Obama “stupid” in a Twitter post.
A member of Team Obama quickly responded, comparing the Twitter writing style of Senator Grassley to that of a 6 year old child.
I'm rubber and you're glue, what bounces off of me sticks to you! My Mom says you show people this finger when you don't like them - so here's my finger. How's that for healthcare reform, you Ka-ka face? (Image from Soulguzzler.com)
Sentor Grassley’s office reportedly countered that Obama and his staff were “Doo-Doo Heads”.
Obama’s camp was quiet for a few minutes, but there are unconfirmed reports that a burning bag of dog feces were left on the steps outside Senator Grassley’s Virginia home.
Reports of subsequent toilet papering of the trees outside the White House have yet to be substantiated by the Secret Service.
Several senior Republican’s have been working on a formal rebuttal – undisclosed sources say the rhetoric is along the lines of “I know you are, but what am I?”.
Obama himself has been unavailable for comment, as he is at Camp David this week, reportedly building a tree fort. Rumors of Democrats having a strategic sleep over have not been confirmed.
Dog poop wins every time.
I just hope the Democrats had the good sense to ring the back door bell after he stomped out the fire. Knowing those guys, they assigned the job to some boob who was on a fact finding mission to Tahiti that week.
I knew that eventually during the campaign the politicians would stop fooling around and get down to the real issues.
My only disappointment was that Santorum didn’t have a chance to weigh in on this. Hopefully he was visiting and answered the door in Virginia.
I heard he was lighting farts with Newt.
Had to be Newt gas – I suspect Santorum’s sphincter to be too tight for gas ignition.
I’ve always figured Santorum was one of those guys who yells out “He who smelt it dealt it” at the top of his lungs. I could be wrong.
Well, he does seem to be preoccupied with that part of the body.
This comment session is sliding downhill quickly. Quick question: were we talking about characters living forever recently?
Yes, we were! Give me a minute to retool from fart joke mode to philosophical mode!
Actually running out for a few – taking the family out to dinner before my son takes off for a big trip. I’m not TOO jealous of him!
Good one Dave. Haha
Maybe Snoop Dog did it
I don’t know what’s funnier here — the post or the comments! Fortunately, I get to read both. And, may I just add that I agree about Santorum’s sphincter, Newt’s gas, and Thomas’ comment “I knew that eventually during the campaign the politicians would stop fooling around and get down to the real issues.”
Gotta love ‘em. Or not. You know. God, I love Presidential election years — it’s the one time we can all say whatever we’re thinking and it’s considered news.
Just saw that Santorum called Romney to concede. Well, it was fun while lasted.
That’s called losing your grip on reality.