A Vermont woman named Christine Billis recently pled guilty to manslaughter after she intentionally drove her car into a tree, causing her husband’s death. Ms. Billis would have gotten away with it, but shortly after the accident, she joined the online dating website okcupid.com, then confessed the deed to a prospective beau. The guy decided to go to the authorities instead of pursuing a relationship with her. It seems wearing a wire and becoming an undercover informant is preferable to finding love for some people.
No one will dispute that it’s wrong to hasten the demise of your spouse by driving into a tree, no matter how much he snores over there in the passenger seat. The old “thou shalt not kill” credo is pretty standard. In her defense, Ms. Billis later claimed her husband was controlling and abusive. Mental note: If you’re controlling and abusive, you should do the driving.
What’s glaringly apparent to me is that Christine, and possibly others, need some guidance in the dos and don’ts in the world of online dating. Being an old guy who’s been married since Moses was a pup, I’m clearly not the most knowledgable about dating in these modern times, much less the new-fangled internet variety. Despite my lack of expertise, I don’t see anyone else volunteering much advice for you folks, so here goes.
Do – be honest about yourself, particularly in the “Likes and Dislikes” portion of the initial questionaire. If a potential love-interest doesn’t enjoy scrap-booking, it’s better to find out right away.
Don’t – admit to killing your husband by driving his side of the Ford Fiesta into a sugar maple. Save that story for when the guy doesn’t want to see you anymore. He’ll think twice about breaking things off – especially if you’ve gotten the Fiesta repaired and on the road again.
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Do – bend the truth a little bit when describing your best features. A little creativity can’t hurt. Who hasn’t accidentally dropped five years off their sentence or twenty-five pounds off their derriere for the sake of embellishment?
Don’t – go nuts on the fabrications. Describing yourself as looking like a young Meryl Streep when you look more like an old Merle Haggard will make for an awkward first date.
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Do – realize that there’s going to be a bit of fabrication on both sides of the ball. If the guy describes himself as “an outdoorsman”, there’s a chance he lives in his car.
Don’t – rush to judgement. Living in a car has its upside, especially if you haven’t gotten the Fiesta fixed yet because the twits at the insurance company are fussing about that pesky manslaughter charge.
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Do – post a picture of yourself if the website requires it. Try to find a shot which highlights your best features while minimizing the negatives.
Don’t – use video-stills from your trial. Also, very few people have complexions which are complimented by orange prison jumpsuits, so consider a black and white shot.
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Do – agree to meet in a public place for your first date. It takes the pressure off and keeps expectations in line.
Don’t – worry about the presence of onlookers, or as some people call them, witnesses.
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Do – come up with a cute, catchy screen name for yourself, which reflects your interests and personality, like “CatsMeow21” or “iLuvSunsetz365“
Don’t – choose a name which might have a negative connotation, like “DeptOfCorrexuns3167239” or “iMakeLicPlates4u“
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Those are just a few of the thoughts I came up with so far. I hope people find them helpful. Hopefully by the time Christine gets back out on the dating scene, I’ll have a more comprehensive list of tips ready for her.
I’ve mentioned very little on my “We Never Would Have Met Had It Not Been For….”
escort/dating service (can I say escort here?) except…that my real passion is for men in boots. Barn boots. The shoveling-shite, moving barges and lifting bales kind of boots. So far only one inquirey…a Mr. Claus…..
I just wrote 9 reindeer posts based on nothing but my overly taxed imagination and you drop this Claus bombshell NOW?!
Thank you. I’ll take that as a compliment…
but of course…better late than never. I’ll keep the Claus info in mind for next year’s challenge…for the record, I’ve heard that the jolly fat man doesn’t actually shovel any reindeer dookie or even get his black boots dirty. It’s all a show for the kiddies. They’re not even real boots – they just fit right over his loafers.
Very interesting opinions and perspectives. For the most part, I agree. I opened up a dating website myself last year. Check it out. http://www.ourblindate.com
I clicked it. Those are two of the best-looking blind people I’ve ever seen.
haha That’s funny
Sound advice I’d say. 😉
You can thank me later.
Don’t think my husband would take to kindly to me joining an online dating site. Not that I would of course.
But thanks, I’ve said it now. 😉
I prefer to do the driving in my relationship. that’s not so much about online dating as it is about my wife’s annoyance with me.
My husband never lets me drive, I have a serious case of don’t-you-*kin-dare-cut-me-upitus. Although, somehow it doesn’t seem to stop me from shouting obscenities. Go figure. 😉
A wife with a salty vocabulary! Your hubby is a lucky man. Now the the NHL lockout is over, maybe he’ll take you to a game and you can scream at the refs.
Don’t have NHL in the UK, but I did spend many a happy day at a football (soccer to you) match raising the rafters. Lol 😀
See that? We’ve successfully transitioned away from any dicey topics and onto something less scary.
Totally agree, football players are a bunch of diving pansies!
And I know you didn’t mean driving figuratively. 🙂
How about those Green Bay Packers?! I think they can make it all the way this year! (That’s how I change the subject).
Not for me, thanks. But I was lucky enough this year to see the Rams v Patriots at Wembley (UK).
Thanks for the tips,,,I’m going to repost this on my blog for my fellow single chicks if you don’t mind? LOL!!
Help yourself! You gals have a little less competition, as I heard through the grapevine that the internet is down in Vermont prisons this week.
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Super! Reblog any of my stuff – I’ll take all the exposure I can get (insert innappropriate comment about sun-block here).
Hahaha better put a hat on!
Fabricate in moderation, you say? No wonder I get weird looks and no responses from others when I refer to myself as Mr. Tripod.
Glad I could be of assistance. Your moniker probably scared people away in case it wasn’t a fabrication.
Nope, that is actually 100% true.
So the fabrication is the “Mr.” part?
Sadly, yes. I guess I was confused as to which moniker we were referring to…
Hmmmm. All this time I thought “I killed my last lover” was a pretty good pick up line.
Only if you did so Christian Grey style and B-Plugged ’em into the next world.
Thank goodness you mentioned that using video stills from the trial wouldn’t be wise, some might think otherwise. Honestly, I’m still stuck on the fact that this woman was blabbing about the killing on a dating site. I really hate when a member of my own sex proves to be a complete ass….she is an embarrassment to us all!
Don’t get wrapped up in the gender aspects, just be glad you don’t have to do any computer dating of your own.
I couldn’t even imagine. Every time I see one of those commercials I cringe.
A divorced friend of mine decided to test the waters and filled out a profile for a dating site, and was surprised to find her ex-husband among the prospective suitors. I don’t think she chose him for a trial date.
That whole process would play a big head game with me..no thanks.
tables for one and dying alone doesn’t look like such a bad option after all….
Hahahahahahaha!
I wonder if she bumped her head when she crashed the car.
That would explain a few things…
If you’re controlling you would INSIST on doing the driving, kind of by definition. He probably deserved it.
I agree that any controlling, domineering-type wouldn’t let someone else drive, so that points toward her guilt. In any case, she needed a little advice on the computer dating front, regardless.
Dave, my friend, you’re Freshly Pressed! Whoop, whoop, whooooop! Congratulations – it’s so well deserved!
Thanks Peg!
I was starting to embrace my alienated outsider role a little too well.
Now I’m a big deal. I’m thinking tomorrow or the next day should be an unpleasant let down where my hits go back to a whole lotta nuthin.
In the meantime, I’ll enjoy my 15 seconds.
At the risk of sounding like Miss Know-It-All, it IS a big letdown. The next few posts you’ll be like “what’s the matter with THIS post? How come THIS one isn’t FPd? It’s pretty good, too. Hey, where’d all the people go? Is this thing on? Testing…testing.”
I’m already dumbfounded that they picked this post in the first place. I’m hoping that some of these new readers check out my other stuff, as I think there are tons of better posts by me than this.
I’m also starting to get nervous that my next post HAS to be incredible, or I’ll lose all these new followers.
That was my thought, too. If he was abusive and controlling, why wasn’t he driving?
Good dating advice, Dave. May I never have to date again.
I’m thinking that if my life ever comes to a point where I need to consider on-line dating, I may opt for surgical sterilization instead.
What Peg said.
. . . both times (Congratulations!)
Thanks (both times)! I’m thrilled to have this particular monkey off my back. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go read the other comment you so graciously left.
I imagine there’s a lot fabrication going on out there and your advice is hilarious. I especially love “If the guy describes himself as “an outdoorsman”, there’s a chance he lives in his car.” HA! Very possible.
I am sorry, but I’ve always been against online dating. You cannot simulate tangible love between two people online and expect it to be like a true relationship in real life. Face-to-face contact has always been proven to be the much better option. You can’t fake intimacy.
If you wrote this kind of frank, honest thing on your eharmony profile, I bet the cynical chicks would be all over you like a cheap suit.
You said my comment was “frank” and “honest”. Interesting…
Are you implying that I raised some valid points? Or, are you implying that you agree with my stance on online dating?
I’m just trying in vain to be a wise ass.
The piece was a goof – driven more by the idiocy of the woman in Vermont than really having much to do specifically with online dating.
Sorry if I got you all worked up over the issue.
No, you didn’t work me up at all. Nor, am I offended by your first comment.
cool
I guess we won’t see this particular little vignette reenacted for an eharmony commercial?
Anyway, good advice 🙂
Glad you liked it. eharmony commercials are just little creepy, ok, a lot creepy.
Didn’t your last post say you would NEVER be Freshly Pressed?? HA. Congrats! Great post. I met a guy on match.com hyped up on Aderrall. He had a thing for guy p*rn, but wasn’t gay. Hmmmm…..maybe, not something you let a potential date in on right away. These are Hilarious, then again so is online dating. 🙂 Enjoy your special day.
Thanks!
For the record, I find that watching guy porn with a woman next to me makes the whole experience a little less gay for me. I actually only watch it for the plot lines, acting and set design.
Great tips!!! 😀
Well…it’s not exactly kiwi slices on the cheeks, but it’s free advice.
hilarious!!!! and precious tips….loved it….precise with a punch of humour!! look forward to more!!!
The hilarity will continue, if I have to go read quirky news stories on Yahoo to find inspiration. My blog followers will not be let down (unlike my religious sect followers, who are still bitter about the whole collection plate fiasco)
I met my boyfriend of 4 years (and counting) on OKCupid – this is great advice. In order to be successful, you have to take everything with a grain of salt, don’t over-share but don’t under-share and lie, and you have to sift through a lot of bad dates.
There is nothing worse than learning, upon the first date, something very dark about someone – even if it’s there, don’t let it show, people! And certainly don’t confess to murder.
The more I learn, the more computer dating sounds like the actual face to face dating of my youth.
As an example of full vs. partial disclosure; my wife and I were married for over 5 years before I found out she was capable of farting. Live and learn I suppose.
Pretty funny! There are a million stories in the Dated City…and one has to keep a sense of humor! I’ve met great guys online.
Good to know.
Just an FYI, I’m something of a gourmet chef, and I like long walks on the beach or snuggling on the couch and watching Matlock reruns.
Man, if I take advice from you, I’m gonna find exactly the date I want. Very funny.
Just don’t slip up on the whole an-may aughter-slay thingy
Thought about on-line dating. After drafting profile info and looking it over decided that I would be hesitant to go out with a woman who found it appealing. Even without prior or pending convictions. So for now I’m happy in my heart, loving myself. On-line, maybe later, thanks!
Holy Crap! Congratulations! HA! This was hilarious you were just talking about Freshly Pressed the other day Ahhhhhhhhhhh this was too funny. So glad it happened for you here. Truly awesome. Well deserved and definitely about time 🙂
Thanks!
Now that the FP monkey is off my back, I can deal with the porn addiction monkey and the reality TV monkey.
**LMAO cute, witty, and glad I popped in to read you…Congrats on being FP’ed. Keep the laughs coming N stay UPlifted 🙂
I gotta million of em. Most of my stuff is funnier than this, but that’s just my dopey opinion.
**Well I’m all for laughter & humor so I’ll be back for sure…2 thumbs UP
Excellent!
If you’re bored enough, here’s a few links to some oldies. If not, congrats on having more of a life than me.
**Lol! I do stay rather busy..But I’m also up early most mornings …And I’m a speed reader that loves reading interesting things..So trust N believe I’ll check them out!
Cool!
I happened to have the links on my virtual clipboard as I just emailed them to a few folks I’m trying to convert…seriously, I don’t usually sell myself so aggressively.
**Self-advertising is one of the best forms of advertising. Real talk!
In any case, hope you enjoy them. FYI: 47 shades of pink is slightly naughty, and the iphone post is littered with profanity.
**Grown and sexy on this end; I can handle it. Now I really want to read it!
As a special bonus, 47 shades of pink is illustrated by the author.
**Pink is my fave color…OMG I’m so quickly getting addicted to this site. Lol!
Well, my writing has been compared to crack without the funny aftertaste.
**Lol! I look forward to reading you later on today..and of course I’ll comment so you’ll know I was there
Of course you’ll comment, it’s the polite thing to do. I’ll endeavor to reply to any comment as promptly as possible. Aren’t we just the picture of civility?
**Yep! For now..but there are times civility is the LAST thing on my mind. Only a few lucky folks have seen that side of me though . Hows that for a response?!?
If I had to answer with one word, that word would be “intriguing”
**If I had to answer with two words; it would be “Excellent answer!”
Very fun bits of advice. I’m amazed at that manslaughter case! That’s quite nutty. I love how you spinned it into something humorous. Well done!
I also spin plates, but not very well. Glad you enjoyed it.
So THAT’s what I’ve been doing wrong. =) I’ll leave it to you to decide which faux pas I’ve been committing.
Very amusing, congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
Glad you liked it.
Freshly Pressed has been an elusive quarry, but now that I’ve finally made it, it’s time to set the bar a little higher. My next literary goal is getting something published which could actually earn me a penny or two.
Follow me!
You follow me first, little missy!
that was definitely damn funny 😀
I’m thrilled that you enjoyed it. I’ve been hoping to get Freshly Pressed someday. Of course, this isn’t the post I would have picked, but I aint complaining.
I’m no Meryl Streep – more like Glenn Close in Fatal Attractions. Is that a selling point?
Only if the guy is into rabbit stew in a big way.
You totally deserve this. And you’ll never know if I mean that in a nice way. Congrats!
I know just how you meant it, and I’ve got the postcard to prove it!
The Ford Fiesta and the sugar maple, that did it! LMHO
We’re such bad judges of ourselves in the first place to come up with a realistic description, but we can also be delusional when it comes to the search for a future partner. I had a 63-yr old friend who was what you call one of those crazy old cat ladies (11 cats) and she was quite obese too but nevertheless her goal was a young, fit guy, 48 or so, because she perceived herself as young at heart.
So many people wish for ‘the world’, but they should ask for nothing that they cannot offer themselves.
Thanks for the “like” Glad you enjoyed it.
One need only look at personal ads to see how delusional people can be about themselves – It’s an especially enjoyable pursuit for rakishly handsome, witty gents like me, and demure, sophisticated ladies like you!
Oh, look at you…you look so FRESHLY PRESSED!! Worth the wait, I hope.
I pray I never have to date again. My husband claims he has spoiled me so that no other man could compare. I, on the other hand, claim that he has ruined me…depends on your perspective, I guess.
If you kids ever break up, you can go online and put all your likes and dislikes and meet him again. That actually happened to a woman I work with – too funny, too sad.
I knew a woman who that happened to, as well. My luck – my husband would be the only one I would get matched up with. In which case I would probably give him another chance, just to torture him some more…
Hahaha!!!
Between that picture and your obvious sense of humor, you’ll do quite well online.
Glad you liked the post.
Wow Thanks!!!!:D
LOL as the kids say these days.
I know right?*in a typical teenager’s tone*….Bahahaha!!
Great timing that I came across this well informed post with a comedic spin. haha Thank you! I recently wrote my two close friends online dating profiles and just posted two of them on my Word Press. Care to critique? You sound savvy in the world of online dating do’s and don’ts. 🙂
I’m all over it like white on rice.
Wow. lol
Pretty good advice I say.
Glad you liked it.
If your photo is any indicator, you’ll find the sea right behind you.
I liked the post – but disagree with ‘bending the truth’. This is someone that, if you share good banter, you’ll want to meet fairly soon. Imagine how disappointing it ends up being when – up close – it’s clear you’ve ditched 5 years and 15 kg from your reality.
I think the fibbing on profiles is part of the problem with online dating. jmho
I used to feel the same way back when I was in Harvard. One of my professors used to talk about this all the time. I raised my hand in the lecture and questioned him about it, and he changed his mind.
Later, in my training as an astronaut, I wondered if he wasn’t right after all. I asked my supermodel girlfriend, but she just shugged her gorgeous shoulders and smiled at me the special way she did.
Glad you enjoyed the post.
The best advice?
Don’t online date.
That’s true, but I had to flesh it out a little more than that to make a post out of it.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Really? I did it in 5 words.
I think the difference is I am still single and tried online dating.
What a disaster.
But, it is fun to write about.
ghost.
I love the humour you use here. Taking a somewhat sad and ridiculous story, and turning it on its head.
I felt a pang of guilt for having a chuckle at the expense of such a tragedy, but then it passed.
Glad you liked it.
it’s so funny. the do and don’t are one of the best thing you could give as an advice towards someone out there.
Sadly, like most good advice, people will ignore it and trell potential soul mates about their questionable life decisions instead of letting them find out years later.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Giggling hysterically – brilliant post!
Brilliant?! Aww shucks! I dunno about brilliant, making just shiny with a hint of wit.
No, really – most I’ve laughed in a LONG time.
Well, thanks!
If you’re still jonesing for a few more chuckles, several of my loyal fans thought this piece was pretty good too.
Online dating is so popular these days!Still gotta be be careful!! And yes I agree never admit that you killed your ex husband online… good post!
Glad you liked it!
I’ve only really heard about online dating, as most of my dating was done when Jimmy Carter was in the White House.
I have experienced online dating before…therefore the do’s and don’ts one listed happen to be correct in sense. When dating online one just has to be not only open minded but for carefully because no everyone is who they say they are. no one would want a catfish moment (for those of you who have seen that show).
I haven’t seen that show, but I’m glad you enjoyed the post.
Personally, I have a policy of revealing all my crimes to online suitors. How else are they going to earn their keep and my trust?
Great post!
I don’t think failure to use your turn signal really counts as a crime, but I applaud your honesty.
I’m thrilled that you enjoyed the post. It isn’t my favorite, but Freshly Pressed is Freshly Pressed, who am I to complain?
Let me know if you’re interested in seeing some others, I’ve even got a few which I illustrated.
thankyew for the advices! i believe true love overcomes the distance, your post was very sweet. c: xoxo~
You’re welcome….I’ve got advices for robots too, if you know any.
Haha, this is hilarious! I love your writers’ voice! Cheers!
Glad you enjoyed it. My writers’ voice isn’t quite as deep as my voice voice, and it has a slight Boston accent, which makes no sense as I’ve never been….
So funny!! “Describing yourself as looking like a young Meryl Streep when you look more like an old Merle Haggard will make for an awkward first date.”
That would be very awkward. And make for interesting stares at the ole Starbucks!
Glad you liked it. No one stares at my Starbucks, they’re all too busy looking cool and detached.
Thanks for this advice. Next time I commit a heinous crime, I’ll remember to keep it off my dating profile.
Excellent! My work here is done!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! Balloons, Champagne & Fireworks just for you Superstar! Don’t forget the little people while your out hobnobbing with that Freshly Pressed crowd. I’m very happy for you !
Thanks! I’m sure the shine is already wearing off me, and the masses will soon be looking at muffin recipes and travel photos…but for a few days, it’s been quite a ride.
Hey nice blog.
Thank you Ms. Wylde.
There are plenty more.
Now I’m wondering how much deception goes on in that dating site, sorry…relationships, that has that wonderful ad slogan, “Find God’s match for you!” 🙂
Love this! Gave me the laugh I needed for the day, and the advice I needed for my online dating profile. Thanks!
One-stop shopping! That’s me!
Everyone should know the real ABCs of Online Dating – Anything But Craigslist. Luckily, I’ve not had to embellish, fabricate and will keep my current stats just what they should be – current. There’s no question on the 5 wisemen: Who will be paying for the meal/venue BEFORE you set the date, where we’ll meet, how to get there [you’d be surprised how many places have the same name and similar addresses], when to get there [be on time if not early] and how you’ll be dressed. Full frontal honesty with a good helping of the Golden Rule. I’ve married well, divorced poorly – but my exes say kind things about even behind my back. The marriage failed so cause no harm and make no fouls.
Face it we’re all “grading on the curve” once we’ve passed a “certain age”. And no matter how far off the mark and the “embellishment”, don’t pretend not to see your date or excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and not come back. Make it fun no matter if the dude or dudette’s a dud. Respect is the key and just have fun!
Your advice is excellent and right on the money. Ironically, it’s also nearly identitcal to the rules of thumb for enjoying the world of paintball, except for the lack of reference to eye protection.
So, can I use the courtroom artist’s sketch if it makes me look younger? And thinner? 😉
Great post, congrats on the FP!
Thanks for the congrats! Cortroom sketch artists are notorious for adding a couple of pounds if they think you’re guilty – so beware!
Hi 1Point – I’m hoping to find a letter from eHarmony begging me to sign a nondisclosure agreement due to their setting me up with a “verified” person who had stolen someone’s identity and probably murdered or knew of the demise of a foreign national. Heh – I did get a date out of it – not from eHarmony however. One of the ATF guys that came by for a debrief and deposition was my paramour for a year. In any case, I’ll post the long and the short of it – it’s kind of funny – in retrospect.
Wow! I hear those ATF guys are HOT!
As for eHarmony, that creepy dude in the commercials should have served as a warning enough.
Live and learn, huh?
I once dated a guy who lived in his car, it was a van. He gave me crabs. Don’t date anybody who lives in their car. He looked just like a young clint eastwood, but I should have overlooked that.
The start of your comment sounded like one of those Direct TV ads where the guy ends up bloody in a roadside ditch.
I have to admit that a young Clint Eastwood look would be pretty appealing to many women and a few men (if you didn’t know about the crabs, that is)
The start of your comment sounded like one of those Direct TV ads where the guy ends up bloody in a roadside ditch.
I have to admit that a young Clint Eastwood look would be pretty appealing to many women and a few men (if you didn’t know about the crabs, that is)
Great advice! 🙂
Glad you liked it – and the price is right
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I think the key to a good tip is a begnning, middle and end, but that’s just my humble opinion.
in a way it looks like a good tutorial for studying online dating
There will be a quiz on Friday.
I love online Dating. I have one rule. I ask the question, “Are you crazy?” The crazy ones always say no.
I would love to try online dating, but I’m fairly sure my wife would take a dim view of my doing so. She’s such a stick in the mud that way….
Being honest is very important when it comes to online dating. But you never know about person opposite you. Online dating is generally safe if you use authentic websites. Be careful regarding the privacy settings of the website. Do read them carefully before signing up. Keep Dating. Keep Sharing Love. 🙂
With a name like “online dating” I suppose you’d know best.
I don’t disagree with anything you say, but as I have tried it (and hatted it) I can say from an online-dater to a non-online dater, you really have to have done it to know about it.
Like most things these days, I just read about it and wrote – it’s easier, cheaper and less likely to piss off my wife than actually trying it.
No wonder I’m not having any luck on OKCupid. I’m going about it *all* wrong!
Don’t beat yourself up, Gabby! I’m here to help. Stay tuned for lots more free advice.
Thanks so much. 🙂
I’ve been off the blogs (like they’re drugs…they kinda are) for a while, so I figured I better catch up on WordPress and see if any of my homies were Freshly Pressed the past month. Well whaddya know. Seems like just yesterday I was talking with you about blueberry cobbler and how making it and photographing it was your best shot at getting picked. This was a much better way to go. This was perfect.
I’m of course glad you are married and have the rest of your life to argue with someone on how to load the dishwasher properly. But if you weren’t, I’d suggest your blog Gravatar would be a great pick for your online dating profile. Mysterious, leaves a little to the imagination.
Congrats!!!
I’m not quite sure what entertained me more… the astute online dating advice or the comments and comments on the comments. You just can’t buy good witty repartee these days! 🙂
I was happy to (finally) be freshly pressed, but some of the commenters appeared to not quite “get” my attempts at humor. As long as you “got it” though, I’m happy.
Well, as a single person who has waded into the murky, somewhat amusing world of online dating (and then thrown my arms up in frustration over the never ending lunacy that exists there), there was no way I couldn’t see the humor. There’s nothing quite like being matched up to someone you actually know and being horrified that any algorithm on God’s green earth thought the two of us were compatible, or being hit on by someone who is 25-30 years my senior… as such, I can see the value in your sage advice.
Congrats on being Freshly Pressed… I have yet to figure out what their criteria is because I’ve read some of the FP stuff and gone away wondering how it happened to them… you, on the other hand were a fun find. (I liked the post in which you waxed philosophical on “Gilligan’s Island” as well… did you know you can sing the words of “Amazing Grace” to the tune of the GI theme? Well, you can. And now you know.)