According to an article I just read, a veteran Republican senator just called President Barrack Obama “stupid” in a Twitter post.
A member of Team Obama quickly responded, comparing the Twitter writing style of Senator Grassley to that of a 6 year old child.
Sentor Grassley’s office reportedly countered that Obama and his staff were “Doo-Doo Heads”.
Obama’s camp was quiet for a few minutes, but there are unconfirmed reports that a burning bag of dog feces were left on the steps outside Senator Grassley’s Virginia home.
Reports of subsequent toilet papering of the trees outside the White House have yet to be substantiated by the Secret Service.
Several senior Republican’s have been working on a formal rebuttal – undisclosed sources say the rhetoric is along the lines of “I know you are, but what am I?”.
Obama himself has been unavailable for comment, as he is at Camp David this week, reportedly building a tree fort. Rumors of Democrats having a strategic sleep over have not been confirmed.