This blog will be commandeered over the coming days by the Reindeer of the Icelandic Antler Club – or RIAC as they are known. There will be 9 posts over the course of 9 days, each focusing on a different member of the club. Each post will be short – no more than 243 words – but hard-hitting nonetheless. This unprecedented hijacking of my blog is part of Blogdramedy’s Blogfestivus Torturama.
While I’m fairly certain that most everyone reading this is already sick to death of the holiday season, please note, the interviews with these seasonal flyers will be no-holds-barred, gritty, perhaps shocking expose’s – not the Bah-bwa Wah-wah powder puff pieces you’re used to seeing on TV.
You may find that your preconceived notions of these characters are shattered. It’s time the facts came out. Be warned, these reindeer will be pulling no punches when it comes to pulling a sleigh. The mittens will be off and the truth will not be sugar-plum-coated.
You’ve been warned. When the reindeer posts are complete, I’ll try to pick up the pieces and move this blog forward. With any luck, no one will order a hit on me for messing with tradition.
(For you English majors out there, at no point will the non-word “reindeers” be used)