
Black stared out the window at Arnie’s house next door. Nothing had changed since the last time, but he looked anyway. The caution tape twisted in the gentle morning breeze. Black’s gaze followed the yellow stripe from the chain link fence to the scrub palmetto in the back of Arnie’s yard, then to where it disappeared on the far side of the house.
He pulled a grapefruit from the mesh bag on the counter and twisted half on the dull spike of the old Pyrex juicer. The cigarette smoke curled past his ear on its way to the ceiling. He scooped two seeds and tossed them in the sink on his way to the freezer.
Liana had harped at him about smoking in the new house. It was funny; she’d smoked like Chernobyl when he’d first brought her over from Belarus, twelve years earlier. Black could still see her in his mind, sitting on the sofa in the old house chain smoking and learning English from watching the soaps. She said if she enjoyed shivering, she could have stayed in Belarus. Eventually Liana convinced Black to take the early retirement package. They sold the house in Bloomfield and moved to Florida. Now she was gone.
Black sat in the silence, drinking his breakfast of vodka and grapefruit juice. The sinkhole had swallowed the back half of the place next door, taking Arnie’s wife and her beloved Pomeranian, Buttons, to their deaths.
From his screened porch, Black could see into Arnie’s living room and what remained of the bath. There were hand towels hanging on the rack next to the sink and half a roll of toilet paper still on the spindle. He felt like a voyeur staring into the empty house. He regarded his ice cubes – already fading in the early heat of the day. He took a swallow and felt the cool burn of acid and alcohol. Black chased the mouthful of cocktail with a long pull on his cigarette and gazed back out at the hole.
Dave – I love this! I can tell you, as a resident here of God’s waiting room – that you have captured the essence…I feel as though you are looking in MY back yard! You also made me want a vodka and grapefruit juice (and although I quit years ago) a cigarette. How did you do that?
I was conflicted, as part of me wanted him to be sitting there looking at an intact home and wishing that a sink hole would swallow Arnie’s wife and that yappy dog.
Just last week I was praying that a sinkhold would swallow a particularly pesky co-worker…until I realized that my proximity to her would have ensured my demise, as well.
That’s why it’s always important to have good footwork.
As for how I accomplished this, I’m guessing the bottle of Stoli and bag of pink grapefruits on my counter may have inspired me to some degree.
Hemingway said “write drunk, edit sober” – he (and you) may have been onto something…
I wasn’t actually drinking this morning, but I was in a drinking mood, for what it’s worth.
I was there…..loved this Dave : )
Glad to hear it. I wanted to write, but my usual paths seemed closed off for pot hole repair or a parade or something.
Well, the detour was pretty darn good!
Again, glad you liked it. Sometimes I need to do other things, and it’s a thrill when people acutally like it.
On the bright side – Arnie no longer needs to have his septic tank pumped.
Arnie’s up in the Diamond State, living tax free and taking day-trips to the outlets down in Rehoboth.
Ohio may not always be exciting, but at least I don’t have to worry about sink holes…
Nice piece.
Thanks Carrie. I hate to give you the bad news, but a giant sinkhole near Dover, Ohio has opened up. It’s over the size of 4 football fields and swallowed part of route 516.
Sleep tight!
Oh, well, as long as the noise doesn’t wake me…
Considering the news over the past few weeks, I think sinkholes are pretty far down on my scare-me-to-death list.
Sam Spade lives!!!
Glad you liked it, Jim. Now that it’s almost 8:00 on a Saturday night, I’m going to go squeeze a few grapefruits.
Much like Wallace, I felt distinctly voyeuristic. You took such a mundane moment and polished it til it shone. Excellent work!
You’re too kind. In any case, I’m glad you enjoyed it. Sometimes I just can’t bring myself to write about real-life idiots.
Retirement in Florida…thanks to you it sounds…enticing. *raised eyebrow*
It’s all about the citrus, Doll.
This was awesome!
Thanks Andrew, all that sinkhole news footage finally amounted to something in my brain.
Well done, Dave! You really put across the setting and the character’s mood.
Thanks Peg. It was a fun departure from my usual nonsense.