Lesson # 2: Don’t smoke cigars, even Cubans.
Lesson # 3: Wear dark sunglasses, you’ll look slightly cooler.
Gather round, boys and girls, it’s time for old 1-Point to share his infinite wisdom with you on yet another one of life’s many topics. I’m sharing my wealth of life experience on Speaker 7’s world famous “How To” Blog. Click here to go there and be enlightened by yet another pearl of wisdom from yours truly.
Today’s lesson is technically for the males in the audience, but you ladies should go check it out as well. That way you can be knowlegable and understanding when your man needs your support.
Girl please! Don’t get all self-righteous about it and say you’d rather skip it to go watch “The View”. Let me point out a few things before you go. Did we fuss about buying feminine products while you waited in the car that one time? Okay, that’s a bad example. Did we piss and moan when you wanted to watch “Dancing With The Stars”? Well, technically we did, but it wasn’t fair for you to get mad at us for noticing how hot that chick from the Pussycat Dolls was. Christ, I’ve seen strippers who wear more clothes…I mean, I’ve heard of strippers who wear more clothes, I wouldn’t actually know, because..you know…anyway – can’t we just move forward? Click this link to see my opus on How To Go To The Urologist – Men’s Edition. You might enjoy it – it involves manly discomfort and humiliation.
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Is that the full One-Point headshot? Is that a Cuban? Is there a glass of Scotch in the other hand? Were you hanging out with Bey-Z? Will all of this be answered in your guest post? Clicking the link to find out. . . .
Without the red nose I didn’t recognize you. I thought this was a promo shot for a new reality television show — The Real Mafia of Barnum & Bailey.
Guilty as charged! I am a side-show freak known as The Mad Disembodied Smoking Head. Watch for episode #3 when the gang takes me bowling. – hilarity ensues!
I’ll be on ten pins in anticipation.
Continuing along in this vein, do you have a clause in your contract that all photos of you must have lots of blue-sky headroom?
It’s a side effect of always being much taller than my photographers.
P.s. That’s aimed at Dave. Blogdramedy obviously has a sunglasses clause, as I have a “must be riding a playground sheep” clause.
Those lil sheeps never had it so good…I wonder if they count Pegs when they have insomnia.
I’m thinking….
Hopefully, thinking and smiling.
Definitely smiling….
Excellent! My trips to any doctor seldom result in much smiling these days…getting old is just not glamorous
One of your posts you used the phrase “younger-old”….that’s a goal….(mine)…keeping ones-self younger-old. I may have to steal that phrase from you…..
Oh…..I already have!
Apparently, I’m old enough to write or say things and have no recollection of having done so…so…no harm there.
That scared the shit out of me.
EVERYONE is writing posts about men’s bits today! Well, when I say ‘everyone’ I mean you and Carrie, but I haven’t finished today’s blog traul yet, so there may be more…
You can only hope, right Vanessa? 😉
As for you, One Point, there are an awful lot of female stereotypes in that last paragraph of yours. Well, okay, I DO watch ‘The View,’ but I DVR it and watch it while I make dinner for my men. Oh, God, I AM a stereotype…
I saw Carrie’s post and mistakenly thoiught that she was commenting on my post. When I realized that I was mistaken, I felt terribly self absorbed, but then again, we were discussing a subject which I hold near and dear, figuratively speaking.
What about pipes like the old tobacco ones my dad used to smoke from? I noticed Bond used to smoke one in the 60’s…
Sean Connery could smoke a pipe and get away with it. The rest of us have to worry about looking like out of work actors when we do it.
Could I suggest another life lesson? “When taking a photo with a Cuban cigar, make sure the cigar is clearly visible so that you don’t look like you’re picking you nose”
I had originally looked at a profile shot, but it looked too phallic for a post about going to the urologist.
“manly discomfort and humiliation” as something to be desired? My, what a low opinion you have of those of us lacking the Y chromosome.
Going over to check out your urologist exam. Er, you know what I mean.
1Point,
By manly discomfort, you are referring to watching the creation of the universe segment of The Tree of Life?
Le Clown
I need to get out more. I missed The Tree of Life. Was it on cable?
I have read The Giving Tree to my kids a bunch of times, are they similar?
1Point,
Go out more? Don’t go all crazy on me now… Everything you need is available from your QWERTY…
Le Clown
Oh no! Homework on a weekend?!