Day six of the dog days is upon us. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting tired of biting my own ass and scratching for fleas. Today is dedicated to Snoopy. For you younger readers, he’s a cartoon beagle who is featured in Charlie Brown comics. Comics are like cartoons, but they’re motionless drawings and do not usually involve scores of people drawing cells in sweatshops in third world countries.
I hung around those dopey kids. Every chance I got, I’d steal the show. The crowds couldn’t get enough of me.
Lucy and Peppermint Patty were sharing a dressing room, while I had a suite with bowls of M & M’s with all the brown ones picked out. That was my message to Charlie – letting him know where he stood. Chocolate disagrees with me, but I demanded those bowls anyway.
Then one day, Schultzy drops a freakin’ bird into the strip. I didn’t think anything of it. Over night, he’s getting his own dorm posters and endorsement deals. Just like that, I’m second fiddle and bunking with Linus. Freaking Linus!!
That’s it – 110 words! I’m sure you’re clamoring for more. So here are the other Dog Days bloggers, who are slaving away at creating their crunchy nuggets that makes its own savory gravy.
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