Time flies when your deadline approaches! Luckily, people can be counted upon to do stupid things and give me something to scribble about. Make sure you eat your vegetables and try not poke your eye out!
A 68 year old man named Ronald Avers in East St. Louis, Illinois, has been accused of sticking sewing needles into packages of meat at a local supermarket. There’s absolutely no plausible reason for doing something so awful. No excuse could possibly make this alright. When questioned by the FBI, Mr. Avers said he did it “just for the hell of it“. Just for the hell of it?! That’s his excuse for sticking pointy things into food products?! Also, what’s with East St. Louis, Illinois? That sounds as bad as West New York, New Jersey. City planners and public relations people should take a lesson from Californians, who long ago changed the name of North Tijuana to San Diego.
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