I was recently named as a winner of the Versatile Blogger Award.
I was nominated by the presumably lovely and unquestionably talented Emma of In Other Words . Thanks Emma – I’m not worthy of your praise. While I appreciate the award, it’s made writing even more challenging than it already was. It’s always been a bit daunting to hit the “Publish” button on a piece. With my award, I now have to ask myself,
“Is this worthy of a Versatile Blogger Award recipient?
“Is it too trite?”
“Is it versatile enough?”
“Will posting this give Emma reason to doubt her judgement?”
Clearly the bar has been raised, and now I’ll need to consider my stellar reputation as a wit (or half-wit) before I post just any old thing.
I read how after winning the Academy Award for “Hamlet”, Sir Lawrence Olivier had the good judgement to turn down the title role in “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” – leaving the door open for Don Knotts to star as the man-turned-fish. That’s the kind of foresight I’ll be needing from here on out. I don’t want to be the Don Knotts of blogging – there are too many of those already.
To add further doubt to my already shaky self-image, I’ll be damned if I can figure out how to post a link to Emma’s site in here. Fortunately, I stumbled onto a video tutorial on the VBA page, and after watching it an embarrassing number of times, I was able to negotiate myself through the process.
Now the other award shoe drops.
As if it wasn’t difficult enough writing with this massive new weight upon my shoulders, the award stipulates that I, in turn, award the VBA to no less than fifteen of my favorite bloggers. Fifteen?!! That means I’m going to leave someone out and undoubtedly hurt their feelings. In addition, I’ll be saddling fifteen other bloggers to this same horrific batch of challenges and angst. What fun!
The positive aspect of this is that all fifteen of my nominees write way better than I do, so they should skip through this effortlessly. In the event that as a recipient of this noble
chain letter award you choose not to follow through with your sworn duties, don’t be hating on the nominator. It’s not my fault you write well and entertain me – that’s on you.
Here then, in no particular order, is my list of fifteen wicked-good blog writers. I apologize in advance to both those who I nominated and to those I did not. If you are one of the award winners, try clicking on a link besides your own, ferchrissakes!
Paltry Meanderings of a Taller Than Average Woman
I know that some if not all of my nominees are wildly successful bloggers who can’t be bothered with this nonsense, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to put some hack on my list and risk guilt by association. Many of these blogging superstars have the good taste not to follow yours truly, so I have no idea when or if they will even hear about this.
The final requirement for winners is to tell seven previously undisclosed things about themselves to their loyal readers (This is a lot like work). I’m not exactly a private person, but I’ve decided to just make some of this stuff up rather than risk boring people with nothing but facts. In a wacky twist, you’ll have to decide for yourselves which of my following are facts and which are fabrications.
1) Born in Vienna, Austria
2) I’m a physical therapist who works with special needs children
3) I have an admitted fondness for dessert wines
4) My middle child is a jet-setting professional poker player
5) My younger brother once met Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. – and I resent him for it (My brother, not Kurt)
6) I see my mother on TV sometimes
7) My basement is filled with survival gear and back issues of Guns and Ammo magazine
My god, I feel so exposed ! For those of you who don’t know me personally, I’d love to hear which of the 7 attributes you think are true. For those of you who know me in the “real” world, don’t be tools and spoil it for everyone else.